The Buckingham Blog

You know you are a true Scot if......

1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, Auchtermuchty and Awfurfuksake. 

2. Ye actually like deep fried pizza fae the chippie.  

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. 

4. Ye cannae pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 

5. Ye kin fall aboot pished withoot spillin yer drink. 

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits wi Burberry accessories - Pure Class! 

7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C. Nesbitt and know characters just like  him,in yer ain family. 

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think its like gaun tae the ocean.  

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer words. 

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and still like eating it. 

12. Somedy ye ken his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur weddin date. 

13. Ye've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the church/chapel. 

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru,  fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has Calor gas under it. 

16. Ye know Irn-bru is a hangover cure. 

17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 

18. Ye actually understaun this and ur gonnae send it tae yer pals. 

19. Finally, you are 100% True Scot if you have ever said/heard these phrases: 
 

Hos it hingin 

Clatty 

Boggin 

Pished 

Get it up ye 

Wee beasties 

Erse bandit 

Amurny 

Away an bile yer heid 

Peely-wally 

Ba' heid 

Baw bag